I went out, it was a Friday night
To hit the bar and have a beer and cry
But then the bouncer said, no baggy jeans in here
But I was wearing fuckin' tights

That's about the time it fuckin' dawned on me
Nobody loves you when your black and free
I shoulda checked the demographics first
What the hell is wrong with me

That bitch said I don't act my race
What's my race again, what's my race again

Later on, on the drive home
I saw a cop on a side
He said he hated blacks
And could whoop my ass
So I told him to suck my dick

That's about the time it fuckin' dawned on me
Nobody loves you when you're black and free
I should have gone with at least one white friend
I'm too drunk to code switch, clearly he's a racist bitch

What is race again? What's my race again

I told that fuckin' cop
To kiss my fuckin' ass
He didn't like my attitude
He pushed me in the grass
I punched me in the face and kicked him in the dick
'Cause I don't give a shit

And that's about the time it fuckin' dawned on my
I can not live in white supremacy
I should really mug white people, that's what they expect of me
I'm sure they will blame my race. What's my race again

That's about the time the cops rolled up on me
When I walked in to buy some anti-freeze
Because my car broke down on 85
Clearly I deserved to die though white people invented this

What's my race again? What's my race again