haricot bean and bill / grew up on a wintry hill / where they lived among the bears and outlaws / protected by a statue of jesus / who wept upon a world that stretched ahead / oceans full of cities and cars / policemen guarding piles of money / looked out every night, never left the hill / life is kinda sad and funny / haricot bean and bill / kept on gazing out until / they really couldn't take it much longer / stole some plastic cups and shortbread / tripped along a river and crossed the bridge / alleys full of waiters and stars / mazey streets, hazy faces / set back every night, never found the hill / life is kinda sad and funny / we were young, we were stupid / we were brave, in our way / we were precious, we were standing / when the other boys had flown away / kinda sad, kinda funny / kinda sweet, in our way / thought we'd always be outrageous / thought there'd always be another day / they found us on the chapel steps / the bears and outlaws come to claim their own / we left the city, climbed the hill / the moon was still, the river frozen over / but things were never quite the same / we knew the secrets of the policemen / and every night we braved the rain / to gaze on streets we knew we couldn't walk again