You got a bullet in your head
You're body shakes, you're seein red
You are a maiden in distress
You call for help you call the best

He ain't no bird he ain't no plane
He ain't no bird he ain't no plane
He helps the bad guys feel no pain
He helps the bad guys feel no pain

Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
To the rescue

The sunlight cuts you like knife
You've wrecked yourself, you've wrecked your life
Don't worry kindyou've gotthe man
You know your wish is his command

He ain't no bird he ain't no plane
He ain't no bird he ain't no plane
He helps the bad guys feel no pain
He helps the bad guys feel no pain

Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
To the rescue

You're nerves of steel are nerves of clay
You may not make it through the day
He helps the bad guys feel no pain
He helps the bad guys feel no pain

Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
Captain Igloo
To the rescue