Red, ready, amber, set, green, let's go! I'm racin' like the wind, that's not very slow Takin' no notice of my my speedo I put my foot to the floor, race forward and then Had to pull over, I was nicked again
[Chorus] I'm the king of the highway and don't you know In my car I'm a cool daddy-o I'm a hot rod kid and I never drive slow Red, ready, amber, set, green, let's go!
Red, ready, amber, set, green, let's go! I'm a real mean dude in my daddy's car I go very fast, but I never go far I toot my horn at the girls, just missed a brick wall My foot slips off the gas, and then I stall
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Red, ready, amber, set, green, let's go! I'm an A one driver, though I don't like to boast I can go across zebras with both eyes closed As for parking, you better beware I park on the pavement, 'cause it's much safer there
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Red, ready, amber, set, green, let's go! I stole the car from our garage While my mama's on the phone to my auntie Marge My dad didn't notice, he was watchin' the telly I got on the road and a gave it some welly