Billions of birdies squawkin' outloud Talkin' in code to clams in the clouds They send a secret message, they send it by worm So vibratin' spiders will receive the word
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars (But nobody taught them how) Five thousand fishes rockin' really, really, really hard (Nobody taught them how) Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car (Nobody taught him how)
Well, flies like to fly 'cuz they don't like to stay They buzzin' in the ears of the chicken all day Chicken understand and he pick out the code Send a subsonic signal through the snot in The middle of an elephant's long, wet, cold, grey nose
But that's totally feather pluckin' insane Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars (Nobody taught them how) Five thousand froggies rockin' really, really, really hard (Nobody taught them how) Check out Chickey, drivin' Piggy's little blue car (Nobody taught him how)
There's an extra verse here on the PopLlama version (in red)
All the froggies had a good time All the chickies got their toes wet All the monkeys had a drumset to share Everybody had a good time
All the froggies had a good time All the chickies got their toes wet All the monkeys had a drumset to share Everybody had a good time, oh yeah, said oh yeah