I'm no ladies man - I don't run around It's really not my style I mean I like to flirt but I don't want to hurt You could say I'm just a friendly guy It doesn't often happen but sometimes I'll get a girl laughing That's if she'll even give me a look But when it comes to matters of the heart I'll tell you right up front I'm playing by the book Baby, there is one thing I am saving just for you Darling, I got one thing I ain't giving to nobody but you Sometimes if she's not shy I like to steal a little kiss A little kiss if she's willing and young Sometimes she'll be a little too eager (I hate it when they almost choke you with their tongue) That's when I back off and try and catch my breath And think of what I've got to lose She might be pretty and witty and fun but between the two of you I know who I'll chose [chorus] Sometimes I go too far - the girls just think I'm icky They can see the boner in my pants I know I should keep my hands to myself But I can't -- I just can't My skin gets creepy crawly and I'm so alcoholly That I know it's time for me to leave 'Cause it all means nothing I belong to you and that's something you'll just have to believe [chorus]