We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls
We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls
We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags
Hey, we may be the Queers but we ain't no fags

I keep hoping you'll wake up, ya losers
Use what's left of your brain
You don't have to tell me how great you are
Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid

Ya junk freak etc, etc

This guitar wasn't paid for by my mom and my dad
I'm not a college boy in a band, pretending I'm bad
See I'm a loser, a fuckup, and an asshole just like you
In my punk rock band thinking I'm so cool

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My girlfriend's never satisfied no matter what I do
Well listen baby, I'm not too impressed with you
I'm sorry we're not as famous as Gang Green
We are the Queers and my name's Joe King

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