They say the apple don't fall far from the tree
It's all cash in hand and fake ID's
And he will be late tonight

They don't kick out 'til half past three
But he's found the one so she drinks for free
But he won't get laid tonight

Don't get your hopes up, son
But don't hide away, it's not likely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
Don't get your hopes up, son
She might slide away, it's unlikely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
I don't want to see you fail

He never got chance to ask her name
But the expectations came the same
Cause he's living that life like they told him to
On disappointment avenue

They don't kick out 'til half past three
So he sits alone by the apple tree
And they'll be no change tonight

Don't get your hopes up, son
But don't hide away, it's not likely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
Don't get your hopes up, son
She might slide away, it's unlikely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
I don't want to see you fail

They say the apple don't fall far from the tree
It's all cash in hand and fake ID's
And he's gonna be late, gonna be late, gonna be late tonight

Don't get your hopes up, son
But don't hide away, it's not likely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
Don't get your hopes up, son
She might slide away, it's unlikely that she'll stay
I never want to see you fail
I don't want to see you fail