Houses of the Holy
Was an album by Led Zeppelin
I bought it on eight track
Not on CD
Fades out in the middle
The way an eight track's s'posed to
The way an eight track's s'posed to

I got the number thirteen
Tattooed on my bicep
The thirteenth letter of the alphabet
Is the letter "M"
Stands for marijuana
The way that it oughta
The way a letter oughta

The "Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test"
Was a novel by Tom Wolfe
It's about taking LSD
And driving 'cross the country
Drivin' in a school bus
A school bus on LSD
The way an education oughta be

I wanna drive a school bus
Over to the Brady's
And pick up Alice
And then we'll bake some brownies
And then I'll grab Marcia
And play with her Ouija board
And talk to Mr. Brady

Houses of the Holy
Was a really bitchin' album
Bonzo kicks ass on it
And then he chokes on his vomit
The way a rock star's s'posed to die
The way a rock star's s'posed to die
The way a rock star's s'posed to die

I wanna die wasted
In a room with Eddie Vedder
We could both die together
But he'll go first
Yeah Eddie'll go first
'Cause he's more famous
More famous than the Rugburns

When you buy our coffins
Put eight tracks in 'em
Playin' Houses of the Holy
'Cause it's a really bitchin' album
Remember when I told you
Remember how it fades out
Remember when I told you