My boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin' finer
You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner
He's as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he ain't no snivelin' whiner

'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

He's got a bitchin' car and it's really nice
He's my latin lover, he's got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price
We go together like beans and rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ

'Cause he's my boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

I've searched the city streets
Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight and he goes, "beep, beep, beep"
I slide right down the stairs into his naugahyde seats
He opens up the glovebox, hands me some treats
A wrist corsage and some chocolate sweets
Chocolate sweets

My boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

If I don't want to walk, then we take a cab
He's as courageous as captain Ahab
Lemme tell ya folks, he's so fab
He stuck with me through drug rehab
He carries my cup to the urine sample lab because

He's my boyfriend, he's so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
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