Stumbling home in the early hours of the morning sun after another late night but I guess I had fun I'm not really sure why my conscience keeps on nagging me I put my key in the door, there she stands, she's waiting up for me
She has a really angry look on her face is this really the right place? I don't get no welcome embrace what have I done wrong?
(chorus) You've got lipstick on your collar how did it get there? - well, I dont have a clue lipstick on my collar yes, I know it's not the first time I get lipstick on my collar I can see you're upset love, but the lipstick on my collar doesn't mean anything, it doesn't mean a thing...
The following weeks my girl made my shoes a really bad palce to be in I assured her I didn't know who's mouth had been so close to me that evening but to stay alive I've got to have a pint everynow and then so I met up with my friends to have a raving party again
That night she greets me with a peculiar stare she scratches my face and pulls my hair so I grabb her and tell her: this is not fair! what have I done this time?
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But to show that I'm really her man the next night I brought her along I bought her a glass, she says it's to strong and finally proven wrong