What a glorious day
It's the truth when we say
It doesn't get any better than this
All the best in the land are here
Showing their hand and we're
Sure that they're the best that exist

We can dance like the wind

Play a wizard's violin

And do tricks of incredible risk

It doesn't get any better than this


Judging horses and lambs
Unicorns, goats and rams

I really hope it gets better than this

Of all the grace in the kingdom
I know that the queen will rise up
To the top of the list

Displays of wit and finesse
We have lacked I confess
But now voila
We have all that we've missed

It doesn't get any better than this

Derek's brought us peace
And set us all at ease
So we can sing now

We're gonna savour life
The way a man and wife
Are supposed to do

All the clouds have vanished
Now that fear is banished
From the kingdom
And so to celebrate
We'll show the world how great we are


Hit the mark, ring the bell

Kiss them all and live to tell

It doesn't get any better than this

Hosts of jugglers and troubadours
Lions and wild boars
Foods from an unending list

Come and sample my wares
Petit fours and éclairs

Once you taste them you just can't resist

It doesn't get any better than this

Daggers and dungeons, dragons and wolves

Arrows and alligators fought us

We've overcome every possible foe

Look what our bravery has brought us

Now there is nothing that can foil the fun
Of festival days

Dealing with danger all of my life
It's second nature to evade it
But now that the final victory is ours
I think it's time we celebrate it

Now there is nothing that can foil the fun
Of festival days
The best of all days

[Help! Somebody get me out of here!]

Hear the crowd shout hooray
As I'm crowned prince for a day
It doesn't get any better than this
There is only one kingdom where
This kind of dream could come true
Where there's nothing amiss

Throw your cares to the wind
Let the party begin
It may be years till we cease and desist

It doesn't get any better than

Or any wetter than

This double-header
Can't see anything better than

It doesn't get any better than this
It doesn't get any better than this