[male]
Last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
On day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin, and she’s really tan.
As she stepped out of her massive car,
I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back from the game or something,
’cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

One day two, i fucked her, and it was wild.
She’s such a slut.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song by blink 182

[female]
Ok, listen girls:
I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever.
Straight away, i could tell he was rocker
From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me.
Mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
Oh my god,
I think i’m in love.

[chorus]
[male]
I fucked my american cunt
[female]
I love my english romance
[male]
It was dirty, a dream came true
Just like i like it, she’s got nice tits
[female]
It was perfect, a dream came true
Just like a song i’ve been wanting to

[male]
It was so nice to meet you

[female]
The pleasure was all mine
I do like you
Come to cancun for spring break

[male]
I’ll think about it
It could be great

[female]
And don’t forget to send me a friend request

[male]
As if!