You drive me crazy
I drive Miss Daisy
Before I take you anywhere
If I could get your smell out of my hair

You bum me out
I have my doubts
I sleep with one eye open
I'll toast, and here's to hoping
That she'll bust your pearl so hard
That one popped off
He grinded his teeth 'til they were soft

Parking meters and laundromats ate my coins
(They ate my coins, what will I do?)
So I can't make a wish in a well, oh well
I'll sit back might as well enjoy
(I'll sit back might as well enjoy)
The part where Jack and Jill fell
They fell

You take me on
I should be gone
The doctor told me so
The doctor from that talk show

You make me wait
I hesitate
I'll pile up my books
And change my whole outlook

He drove his car right off the cliff
She wrote 'Fuck you' in hieroglyphs (Fuck you, man!)

Parking meters and laundromats ate my coins
(They ate my coins, what will I do?)
So I can't make a wish in a well, oh well
I'll sit back might as well enjoy
(I'll sit back might as well enjoy)
The part where Jack and Jill fell
They fell

Jack and Jill went up the Hollywood hills
Winding canyon roads
No turning back
An earthquake shook the city of angels
And Jack and Jill fell right through the cracks

Parking meters and laundromats ate my coins
(They ate my coins, what will I do?)
So I can't make a wish in a well, oh well
I'll sit back might as well enjoy
(I'll sit back might as well enjoy)
The part where Jack and Jill fell
They fell

Parking meters and laundromats ate my coins
(They went up the Hollywood hills)
So I can't make a wish in a well
(There was no turning back)
I'll sit back might as well enjoy
(It shook the city of angels)
The part where Jack and Jill fell

Right through the cracks
Right through the cracks
Right through the cracks
Right through the cracks