I tried to steal from the supermarket
But I ended up donating my change
I wanna lie in the grass with my love
But she's 'bout an hour away, by plane
The men on the street have been there all week
Protesting about woman bodies

I tried to argue but they told me that
I'd go to hell for aborting a baby
That I can't afford because I'm only twenty
I flicked them off
I said I'm with a girl
They said that's even worse

I'm not half bad
If you get to know me
I'm not half bad
Just let me down gently

I tried to stretch thе telephone wirе
So we could keep talking while I had a shower
I'm always late but I live in the city
I get so caught up just trying to look pretty

I'm not half bad
If you get to know me
I'm not half bad
Just let me down gently

As I grow old I get a little better
At falling to sleep on Christmas Eve
And a little bit worse at saying what it is I need

I'm not half bad
If you get to know me
I'm not half bad, I'm not half bad, I'm not half bad