Religion, evolution, original sin Too much monkey business for me to be involved in All I know is I know too much to ever walk away And I'd swear I can feel Your touch, though it can't be true they say Still I got a lot more questions than answers these days Won't you help me find the missing link I'm gonna walk on the water until I sink Help me find the missing link Dianetics, metaphysics, psychotherapy That voodoo that you do, just never worked on me All I know is a Voice called out and I've never been the same And the darkness in me brightened at the sound of Your name Philosophy can't raise the dead, or heal the blind or lame Won't You help me find the missing link 'Cause I think therefore I am (I think) Help me find the missing link Perfection, rejection, the comfort of friends Will I still be faithful when temptation sets in All I know is the path is straight and not so very wide But I never was too good at coloring inside the lines Will You open up Your gates for me, and let me come inside? Won't You help me find the missing link I'm gonna walk on the water until I sink To a blind man a nod's as good as a wink So here's mud in your eye, living water to drink Help me find the missing link