I got me a douible-wide, you can hardly tell it's a trailer from the inside In the mobile park, they got plastic pink flamingoes that glow in the dark Sure I don't have much, but you'll never complain I'll give your mother a son and your children a name You'll get a love divine, supreme, deluxe It's a love as big as a monstertruck, yeah
Tuesday night's my bowling league, you can come and cheer us on to victory We got matching shirts, They say 'Big Ed's Auto Parts' on the back 'cause that's where we work So me and the boys will be Playing all night, Beth, I know that you're lonely, /but you'll be alright If you give me a hug, and a kiss for luck, you'll get a love as Big as a monstertruck, yeah
Nice big rooms, air-condition, you don't know what you've been missing, baby You're so sweet, young and nubile, I got plans to make you mobile
It's like paradise, and we'll never park the house 'til we find someplace nice Then we'll take off the wheels, On that day baby we'll know how the good life feels As my 4x rolls down the road of life, I know that I'll be happier when your wife All we need is a ring and a dress and a tux, and a love as big as a monstertruck