I love you 'cause you're scared of me I love you 'cause you're meek I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak Some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am
I love you 'cause you worry, you're always taking pills You always watch the evening news and it always gives you chills I love you 'cause you're shaking, and 'cause you're always tense Compared to you I'm Mr. Cool, Professor Confidence
My momma taught me long ago remember this one thing Surround yourself with losers so that you can be their king And if you choose to fall in love, pick someone with a curse 'Cause no matter how bad you may feel, she'll always feel much worse
I love you 'cause you're scared of me I love you 'cause you're meek I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak Some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am
So put the self-help books away, and that subliminal tape You're overweight, but that's Ok, come on in have another cake Oh, I will be your better half, and you can be my worse I'm going drinking, baby, so I took some money from your purse
I love you 'cause you're scared of me I love you 'cause you're meek I love you 'cause you're insecure, unconfident, and weak Oh,some people think it's a power trip but I don't give a damn I love you 'cause you make me feel Like you're the Captain, and I'm Tenille Like you are pork, and I am veal Like I'm the fortune, and you're the wheel I love you 'cause you make me feel much better than I am