[DINER WORKERS (SPOKEN) ] Straight back and to the left Pick up those fucking eggs B... ring! B... ring! Who took my rye bread? Four waters to table seven I'm sorry, we don't deliver on Sunday I need table three for two, yesterday Is there a list? Harrington? Harrington? Kaplan, K-A-P-L-A-N for seven
[JON] Order
[DINER WORKERS (SPOKEN) ] No, I'm sorry, those people were here first We don't have tables for seven Are we in smoking?
[JON] Tension
[MAN (SPOKEN) ] I'll have the salad Nicoise and some honey bread
[JON] Balance
[WOMAN (SPOKEN) ] I said, I wanted an omelet with no yolks That's why you're just a waiter
[JON] Brunch
Sunday In the blue, silver chromium diner On the green, purple, yellow, red stools
Sit the fools Who should eat at home Instead they pay on
[ALL] Sunday
[JON] For a cool orange juice or a bagel On the soft, green cylindrical stools Sit the fools Drinking cinnamon coffee Or decaffeinated tea
[ALL] Forever In the blue, silver chromium diner
[JON] Drips the green, orange, violet drool
[ALL] From the fools
[JON] Who'd pay less at home Drinking coffee
[ALL] Light And dark
[MICHAEL] And cholesterol And bums Bums, bums, bums, bums Bums, bums, bums, bums Bums
[ALL] People screaming for their toast In a small SoHo cafe
[JON] On an island in
[ALL] Two Rivers On an ordinary Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday!