Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuhh!!
Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuuuhh!!

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuhh!!
Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuuuhh!!

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuhh!!
Does anyone else get that feeling?
uuhhhh!!
Everyone else has had more sex than me
uuuuuuhh!!
Does anyone else get that feeling?
ooohhh
Does every one?
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does every one think...