Where oh where is my trust fund?
Why can't I get ahead?
'cause I have to work
My daddy's such a jerk
For not giving me all his cash

There's something I can't get off my mind
This happens to me every time I get high
I want to know
What it's like to be a regular guy

With a brother and a sister and mom
And a father and we all get along
And we pick money off our family tree
And spend it all happily

Where oh where is my trust fund?
Why can't I get ahead?
'cause I have to work
My daddy's such a jerk
For not giving me all his cash

There's something I try hard to forget
It fills my little heart with regret
I can't lie
It's when I tried to pretend that
I was a good friend

But I always seem to fuck it all up
When there's no more whiskey left in my cup
I guess I'll stop and I'll think
And pour myself a new drink

Where oh where is my trust fund?
Why can't I get ahead?
'cause I have to work
My daddy's such a jerk
For not giving me all his cash