JEFF
You planned a big
Thanksgiving roast,

HUNTER
But you can only make
popcorn and toast,

SUSAN
Just serve it up with a nice
Bordeaux
and cook your
[title of show].

HEIDI
Then have left-over
[title of show].
You wanna rush a sorority,
but you need the majority

ALL
Of votes.

HEIDI
Put on your pearls and pumps
and go pledge Delta Sigma
[title of show}.

HUNTER, SUSAN and JEFF
And get hazed by [title of show] -

HUNTER
And pull a train on
[title of show],

HEIDI and SUSAN
You try to hide
'cause you're terrified
to go through it,
but deep down inside you wanna get off your ass and go do it!

Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow,
Meow, Meow, Meow,
[title of show].
Meow, Meow, Meow,
[title of show]!

HEIDI
Hey you guys, do these jeans make my ass look big?

HUNTER
No, they look totally [title of show] on you.

JEFF
[title of show] on you?

HUNTER
Yeah, I want the phrase [title of show] to catch on.
Sure, it's the tile of our show, but what if it was like an adjective?

SUSAN
Your haircut is so [title of show].

HUNTER
Thanks! Or even a verb like, "Jeff you could go [title of show] something."

JEFF
Like "Smurf"?

HUNTER
Exactly

SUSAN
As mayor of this cd,
I do hearby hook my thumbs under my imaginary suspenders and declare today (insert date),
[title of show] day!

HEIDI, JEFF and HUNTER
Hooray!

SUSAN
yo can go [title of show] Mount Everest!
You can [title of show] the English Channel or you can just go fuck yourself!

HEIDI and SUSAN
You try to hide
'cause you're terrified
to go through it,

JEFF and HUNTER
I can't believe we're using this song as a bonas track!

HEIDI and SUSAN
But deep down inside
you wanna

ALL
Get off your ass and go do it!
Get off your ass and go do it!

It's time again
for the country fair,
but you're scared your hog won't compare,
toss him in the pick up truck and go submit your [title of show] -
then eat your [title of show].

So take your biggest
dreams in stride
and have your friends
along for the ride
and tell the world
look out below -
here comes my [title of show]!

HEIDI and HUNTER
We made a record!

SUSAN
Heads up it's [title of show] -

JEFF
Thanks, Ghostlight!

HEIDI, HUNTER and SUSAN
Heads up it's [title of show] -

SUSAN
I bought a monkey!

ALL
Heads up it's [title of show] -
Heads up it's [title of show] -
Heads up it's [title of show] -

JEFF
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

HEIDI and HUNTER
[title of show], [title of show]
[title of show], [title of show]

SUSAN
Beeew, Beeew!

JEFF
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

HEIDI and HUNTER
[title of show], [title of show]
[title of show], [title of show]

SUSAN
Beeew, Beeew!

ALL
Oh-A-Whoa

SUSAN
You want those monkeys fried or broiled hon?

HEIDI
Oh.