SUSAN You can do this Hunter (unter, unter) Stop forcing ideas (eas, eas) That shit is no fun (un, un)
HEIDI Jeffy (effy, effy) Use those playbills in front of you (ont of you, ont of you)
SUSAN Use what’s inside of you (ide of you, ide of you)
HEIDI There’s the Golden Apple And Golden Rainbow Golden Boy And Goldilocks
SUSAN Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat.
HEIDI Beg Borrow or Steal Buck White Big Deal And Bring Back Birdie And Bagels and Yox
SUSAN Close your eyes. Breathe.
HEIDI Oh-oh-oooohhhhh…
SUSAN Ladle into that barrel of monkeys that you call a head and scoop out and image monkey.
HEIDI There’s Hurry Harry Happy As Larry Marilyn And Very Warm For May
SUSAN Now let that image monkey…
HEIDI May, May, May…
SUSAN Drive a speedboat and you, you water-ski behind it!
HEIDI Oh, Brother! Oh, Boy! Oh, Captain! Oh, Look! Oh, Please! Oh, Coward! Oh, My Dear! (gasp) Oh, Kay
SUSAN Stay behind the image and write down what you see on your monkey’s ski trip. Ready… go!
BOTH Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Oh-oh-kay Okay
SUSAN AND HUNTER See the monkey
HEIDI AND JEFF Sail Away
SUSAN AND HUNTER On a speedboat It’s
HEIDI AND JEFF Simply Heavenly
SUSAN AND HUNTER To ride
HEIDI AND JEFF The Winds
SUSAN AND HUNTER He drives by a
HEIDI AND JEFF Steel Pier
SUSAN AND HUNTER In
HEIDI AND JEFF Portafino
SUSAN AND HUNTER To be
HEIDI AND JEFF The First
SUSAN AND HUNTER To hear a
HEIDI AND JEFF Band in Berlin
SUSAN AND HUNTER He stops by a
HEIDI AND JEFF Carnival in Flanders
SUSAN AND HUNTER And meets a lady monkey name
HEIDI AND JEFF Carrie
SUSAN AND HUNTER And through the
HEIDI AND JEFF Mother Earth
SUSAN AND HUNTER They meander and in a
HEIDI AND JEFF House of Flowers
SUSAN AND HUNTER They marry
HEIDI AND JEFF Soon
SUSAN AND HUNTER Soon after their
HEIDI AND JEFF Working
SUSAN AND HUNTER On their love and a
ALL Different time seemed both Wild and Wonderful
SUSAN Then one day the lady monkey said to him
ALL Dude I Gotta Go Disco I feel a Change in the Heir I want Something More It’s so nice to be Civilized And I’ll miss the Stars In Your Eyes And your Smile But I gotta hit the Trail
HEIDI AND JEFF Come Summer
SUSAN AND HUNTER He went back to the speedboat And watched
HEIDI AND JEFF Censored Scenes From King Kong
SUSAN AND HUNTER He found
HEIDI AND JEFF Shelter
SUSAN AND HUNTER On the speedboat and he thought
ALL Here’s where I Belong Just me and my speedboat Merrily We Roll Along Along
HUNTER AND JEFF/ HEIDI AND SUSAN Monkeys and playbills/ Monkeys And playbills and monkeys/ Playbills Monkeys and playbills and monkeys/ Monkeys, monkeys And playbills and monkeys and playbills and/ Playbills, playbills