BOTH What kind of girl is she? I wonder sometimes if she Even…
HEIDI Likes me
SUSAN Even likes me
HEIDI She seems to make you smile
SUSAN She’s got a pretty, tiny nose
HEIDI She’s got a kick-ass style
SUSAN She’s got very kicky clothes
HEIDI And she owns her apartment too…
SUSAN I suppose
HEIDI And mind blows
SUSAN Quel jeun drefia… Susan and Heidi
BOTH She seems so… je ne sais quoi
HEIDI She seems so… incroyable.
SUSAN And I feel so… bourgeois.
BOTH That’s just… moi It’s just
SUSAN She’s so uptown and fancy and Broadway.
HEIDI She’s so downtown and funky and sassy.
SUSAN I wish I could sing like that. At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match of noses.
HEIDI I’m used to being the funny one in the room.
SUSAN I didn’t sign the permission slip for any new lady friends, Hunter.
HEIDI She’s got those eyes
SUSAN She’s got that boobs
HEIDI I’ve got these thighs
SUSAN I need your shoes
BOTH Plus She might try to steal my husband She might try to have my baby I guess I’ll just sit back and wait and see What kind of girl is she? What kind of girl is she? What kind of girl is she?