I was on patrol
It was late at night
I was checking the parameters
To see if it was air tight
All points clear looked like everything was alright
Twelve o'clock high when I saw the big green light

Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off
Take a better look
She walked out she was all lit up
She gave the command
I shook
Shake, shake, shake, shake it

"How's your planet tonight big boy
Are your jets engaged
Are your missiles deployed
I'm the shake monster
I ain't made of silicon
I've come down here to restore detente"

Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off
Take another look
She walked out she was all lit up
She gave the command
I shook
Shake, shake, shake, shake it

Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off
Take another look
She walked out she was all lit up
She gave the command
I shook
Shake, shake, shake
I can't hear you
Shake sir
Shake, shake, shake, shake it

Now I've got the moves
I... I'm a shake monster too
Shake it

I was on patrol
It was late at night
I was checking the parameters
To see that it was air tight
All points clear looks like everything was all right
Twelve o'clock high when I saw the big green light
Shake
Sh, sh, shake, shake
Sh, sh, shake
She had eyes in the back of her head
Her thighs were high
(How high?)
Real high
I broke out in a cold sweat
I was shaking from my toes to my head
Shake
Shake, shake, shake, help