She's been climbin' up in the world I've been slidin' on down Her life is like a french poodle mine's like an old fox hound You wouldn't believe that I know her it hurts me through and through Here I am worried bout the weather forecast and my baby's on the six o'clock news [ ac.guitar ] She's been eatin' off silver and I've been eatin' off tin I bet her mink coat would just die if I ever showed up again If she saw me in her mansion well they just give me the shoe Here I am worried bout the weather forecast and she's on the six o'clock news [ ac.guitar ] She rides around in a limo and I walk around in a transe She's got a line of the white house I got a hole in my pants She drank champagne coctails I drank brown bag booze Here I am worried bout the weather forecast and my baby's on the six o'clock news Page two Well they say that he went to Harvard he'd likes to yacht and sail The only thing I got in my background is the callouses on my tail They say that she really loves him I can't say that I do Here I am worried bout the weather forecast and she's on the six o'clock news And that's the way it is on May 25 of 19..