Okay, now let's all pretend
That we mean something too
I mean if she only knew
Herself as much as she's convinced she does
She'd probably throw herself in front
Of the first bus she finds
And we can only hope for the best

So if you teach me how you forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me (2x)

You know I'm such a sucker
I fell for every word you said
That's funny, cause so did you
Like when you said you missed us all so much
With kisses of convenience
You can lock us all away
And save us all for a rainy day

So if you teach me how you forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me (2x)

Around your little finger
You have us all wrapped tightly
All that it would take is just a little phone call
And right by your side,
We'd be there, in a heartbeat
It doesn't really matter how hard we try
Cause we still love you

And all those words you said
Well they don't mean that much
If you can't put your money where your mouth is
It would take just one hand
To count your thoughts of me
When I could fill the seas with thoughts of you

So if you teach me how you forget your best friend
I'll teach you how to forget me (2x)