one at a time please ladies. don't take the huff now
well I've been up for ages, i've had enough now
i'm gonna blow your house down, dynamite your cabbage town
shit-kicked derelict, no-one at home
kicking death's door baby
i'll be your muscle man, your 'i don't care who i hit' man
your 'give me your lollipop' man
suck it and savour the punchline

one at a time please ladies

one at a time i'll take you
i'll be your huff-puff hold-me-back man
fat on the fire man, your snatch your lollipop man
suck it and savour the punchline

one at a time please ladies, no need to rush now
step out of line and I'll take you
harder than times, i'm tougher than luck