hello the rain falls down on the van's windshield that sign says 'stop', but i don't think i'll yield without you, it's hard to concentrate the show started early, we're lost and we're late i look in my pocket to see what we got paid but somehow lint isn't equal to minimum wage i look in the mirror last night's show left a trace it's yesterday's tomato on today's face and they booed.
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so hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here hello Dahlonega, we'll sound better after you've had some beer there goes... that theory there goes... my baby there goes... somebody taking our van!
each new city, a place we've never been between each city, we call AAA again i almost want to quit, forget this, let's go home i spent all my money on a black plastic comb i look at your picture in the glove compartment i wasn't watching the road, i had a small accident nobody showed up, we didn't make double digits we were the opening act for some dwarf tossing midgets and they booed.
hello Dahlonega, hello 'insert your town' here hello Dahlonega, you'll sound better after we have some beer there goes... that theory there goes... my baby there goes... someone else out the door
angry fans attacked us as we made our escape we tried to out run them, but we're too out of shape so hello.