I arrived home early,

She thought that I'd be late,

And my girly,

Wasn't waiting at the gate.

I climbed the stairs,

the stairs that I had climbed a hundred times before

And there, I heard a noise

Behind the bedroom door.

A silent prayer, escaped my lips as if I knew what was in store,

I, I,

I tore the bedsheet off, and there she was with another man,

I looked into her eyes and then I knew

I am now a cuckold,

She cuckolded me.

When your love is loving someone else,

A cuckold you be,

This cuckoldation, has cuckoldafied me,

And cuckoldentilly I'm cuckoldised by her cuckoldity.

Cuckoldish me, life has taken on a cuckoldastic twist,

I should have seen, when I looked at her,

She was a cuckoldist

I am now a cuckold,

She cuckolded me,

When your love is loving someone else,

A cuckold will you be.

Her cuckoldastic tendencies have brought me to my knees,

Oh please, I reminise on my pre-cuckishious period

And these cuckolditory things that make me post-cuckoldic,

Ah cuck,

I feel like such a cuckhead.

Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh