Sometimes (Woah) Something messed up happens in the virtual world (Ninja) And you don't know how to express yourself (And I fix) So you just gotta sing I just rage quit And it felt so good (Felt so good) Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure? Oh fuck yes I just rage quit And I'll never go back (Never go back) Never go back The stupid camping noob can kiss my ass Have you ever been killed by a guy that should have been dead? No, not a zombie, I mean second chancers Look at the killcam, that literally just happened That should be my kill but I'm dead while he break dances Got my SCAR, Stopping Power, chopper up, I'm all set One away from the nuke and man, what do I get? A noob-tube to the face, well to even the score Say hello to my friends, Alt and F4 Mushroom, Super Mario, who needs all this stress Guess what Bowser, you can keep the dumb princess Genesis, XBOX, even PC gaming It works for any game ever, now sing I just rage quit And it felt so good (Felt so good) The stupid Koopa Troopa can kiss my whole ass (C'mon!) To be honest with you I don't even feel guilty to do it They say quitters never win But man, screw it It could be rewarding to farm virtually Or the crops could die That's true I wish I could do it in real life Like Lajoe said we may be giving too much of a fuck Who Jon? He's the man That dude really knows his stuff Or like that anchor said You know that Bill O' Reilly guy? What was that again? Oh yeah, fuck it do it live! So this one's dedicated to the things That makes us lose our minds and rage And to my boss about that report When you're off your boat enjoy the fuck you The presentation's due tomorrow (Doesn't matter rage quit) But you got to second base (Doesn't matter rage quit) It's your anniversary (Doesn't matter rage quit) But your wife is giving birth (I'm out!) I just rage quit And it felt so good (Felt so good) If you said, "Fuck that, " in the last 30 minutes Then you qualify to sing it with me I just rage quit And it felt so good (Felt so good) Just press start, up, leave game, are you sure? Oh fuck yes I just rage quit And I'll never go back (Never go back) There's no words there, fuck it do it live I just rage quit