[Hook 1: Tyler] Because when I call I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer (x4) Because when I call I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer
[Verse 1: Tyler] Hey Dad, it's me, um Oh, I'm Tyler, I think I be your son Sorry, I called you the wrong name, see, my brain's splitting Dad isn't your name, see Faggot's a little more fitting Mom was only twenty when you ain't have any fucks to spare You Nigerian fuck, now I'm stuck with this shitty facial hair Also stuck with a beautiful home with a case of stairs So you not being near fucking fire-started my damn career But fuck it, I got Clancy, he gave me the chance to see A world I wasn't supposed to I'm stoked that I didn't know you But sucks you ain't give a fuck and considered a sperm donor now The fuck is an Okonma? I'm changing my shit to Haley And I ain't just being passive, nigga You're a fucking faggot, nigga Got a show on Monday guess who ain't getting no passes, nigga? But if I ever had the chance to ask this nigga And call him I hope he answer
[Hook: Tyler and (Syd) ] I hope you answer (x4) Because when I call (When I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (Please pick up) I'd like to talk to you I hope you answer
[Verse 2: Tyler] Suck my fucking dick and swallow this case of nuts Ace hates your guts, I'm a selfish fuck And I ain't sharing green as if I'm facing blunts Frank is out the closet, Hodgy's an alcoholic Syd might be bipolar, but fuck it, I couldn't call it Supposed to be gone til November but quickly came back in August I left two months through September to clearly remember all this I would like to tell my grandma, but she just nostalgia I'll call her number But she won't answer
[Hook: Tyler (Syd) ] I hope you answer (x4) Because when I call (When I call, baby) I hope you pick up your phone (I'd like to talk to you) I hope you answer
[Verse 3: Tyler] You claim to hate my fucking guts But say I'm on a island in Thailand and I was wilding And, if I got stranded had to man up and hold my nuts And hope that I could live off salt water and fucking coconuts Phone ain't got no service -- this 3G is fucking worthless Day is getting dark like the area's turning urban You'll be fucking nervous like me inside of a churches But, I'mma get in contact regardless, and I hope you answer
[Outro: Tyler] That last verse was about this girl. Haha