Me ga sametara
Jinsei risetto botan ga
Soko ni korogatteta

Memai memai katadoru
Nengan no tsuyokute nyuu geemu

Neko-chan wan-chan dete oide
Ashita wa suteki na sankanbi
Muteki no tensai shindou wa
Chuuni de kuchihateta

Dame dame konna jinsei
Ruikei kore made nanbyaku-nen?
Nebaa rando no shuujin ni
Kasareta gokujou no shuushinkei

Shooto sunzen kaiba-sensei
Kakimushitta te wo nirame
Douse douse yarinaoshi
Jinsei risetto botan

Me ga sametara
Jinsei risetto botan ga
Soko ni korogatteta

Hora hora moumoku amai shiru
Joudan wa hodohodo ni

Aiso mo ensa mo kashoku gimi
Kagen wo shiranai bokyaburari
Sanzen-kaime no kokuhaku mo
"taipu ja nain desu"

Dame dame konna jinsei
Ruikei kore made nanzen-nen?
Nebaa rando no shuujin mo
Mukashi wa tashika ni waraetanda

Waapu sunzen kaiba-sensei
Sakimawatte uketomete
Douse douse yarinaoshi
Jinsei risetto botan

Burafu no ue ni mo sanzen-nen
Sono te ni noru ka to san'oku-nen
Shourai no yume wa nandakke?
Wababababababa

Dame dame sonna jinsei
Miminari ga jama surun da
Aa, darekashira sou yatte
Shikatte kurereba yokattan da

Dame dame konna jinsei
Ruikei kore made nanchou-nen?
Samui samui chikayonnaide
Kotae ga nodo made kiteirun da

Kaiba-sensei kaiba-sensei
Kakimushitta te no naka ni
Mikkechatta mikkechatta

Roku chou-go sen-san byaku-juu-niman-
Yon sen-nana hyaku-juu-nen no
Hate hate ni tobikondan da
Gozen go-ji shihatsu no shuuchakuten

Kaiba-sensei kaiba-sensei
Boku no inai sekai koso
Kitto kitto kotae da to
Omotta ga dou deshou ne?