Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand new magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch
Pizzazz!
Yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say
Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king
The shah!
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood
To help you, dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can your friends go... Poof!

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide and certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out
So whatcha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh!

Mister Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never
Had a
Friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me!