I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be
When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go
And all the nuphies are happy, they know of a fungus that grow
So when you see Hoecke's mind screw don't come running to me
Or I will scream and set aflame marble tulip juicy tree

Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me

Every morning I put my shoes on and I think about she
Who controls the four seasons inhaling kitties in the see
It's like a noodle in a salad -- little birdy wants to be set free-ee
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy -- marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving thing that you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids and marble tulip juicy tree

Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me

<Speech by the Maharishi Lawrence E. Curtin>