You probably heard this melody line before
I thought it up at the grocery store
So stop your engines and start the press
I probably ripped you off, yeah thats my guess

So I pulled up a chair and maybe have a drink
Can't write a song where I have to think
I'll put on a record and steal a part
Here's the opening chord, what a place to start

That's a pretty cool
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
That's a pretty cool
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
That's a pretty cool chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
That's a pretty cool
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)

Don't tell me its all been done before
This song's too long and my throat is sore
For every next cool band there's a hundred more

Original music is a joke this week
Number 1 hit records never were unique
But I'll listen to my radio its such a bore
Wait a minute thats a pretty cool opening chord

(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord
(that's a pretty, that's a pretty cool chord)
Opening chord