Her name is Noël, I have a dream about her, She rings my bell,
I got gym class in half an hour
and Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,
but she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
and he'd simply kick
my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
He drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Chorus

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold, she's walking over to me
This must be fake
my lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
and why does she give a damn about . . .

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe,
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . .
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.