[Intro]
Yeah (Oi)
Hey blud
There was five pies on this table ya know (five ya know)
Yeah (I swear) I swear there was five pies on this table yeah?
(hey blud I swear down there was five pies)
I come back to the table, and the pies are all gone (Where the pies gone man?)
Blud I swear, where are the pies gone? (the pies are gone blud)
I bet it was that boy that took 'em (it was that boy)
It was him weren't it? (it was him blud)
Yeah it was that boy, he took the pies man (it was him)
It was him

[Verse 1]
Listen, who ate all the pies? It was me Wiley
Top boy riddems they are made by me
I've got high mic skills as you can see
If you don't believe me one day you will see
If there's a pie to eat you can't stop me
Hungry, starvin wanna eat food
Cheesy food till the body gets red
And I won't feed myself until I'm full up
Full up to the dance, get paid that's a pie
movin' skunk by the kilo that's a pie
Jack rude, robbery yeah that's a pie
If you see a pie go and eat that pie
I'm like where's that pie
Everyday I eat pies
If you're not hungry you can stand by
Eat pies from London to NY
Every pie I eat my belly gets bigger
Who ate all the pies? Me
If you don't like me then I'm sayin goodbye to the man who don't like me
To the woman who don't like me
It’s cool I'm bigger now
I believe in myself got tricks up my sleeve and under my belt
I'm satisfied
It don't matter if you offer me a pie
A few years ago because now I'm satisfied

[Chorus]
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy

[Verse 2]
It was Eski boy and I come from the road
Pricks wanna try and put Wiley on hold
But no! Bastard I'm one of those
Bad attitude yo I got one of those
Yeah girlfriend I had one of those
Black teak spot yo I got one of those
Girls on the low yo I got some of those
? to the war yeah I got enough of those (yep ,yep, yep)
I’m too shabby for the road
And my postcode's got power on the road
Like you don’t know my name on the road
You're a liar, you'll love this fame on the road boy
You wanna be John Wayne on the road
Then go ahead you will get blaze on the road
I'm Billy The Kid I just blaze on the road
I got this hunger to be on the road
I can see on the road
Then when I got I get shy, might be on the road
Must be the top boy, MC of the road
If you wanna eat pies like me on the road
Write lyrics for me
Catch me on the road
I got a title comin at me on the road
I'm way above average I'm free on the road
I go anywhere freely you can never take me out
Ya can't see me no

[Chorus x3]
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy

Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy

Who ate all the pies? (pies)
Who ate all the pies? (pies)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy
Who ate all the pies? (who ate all the)
Who ate all the pies? (who ate all the)
There goes Wiley, there goes Wiley he ate all the pies boy

[Outro]
Wiley 2004
I'm treddin on thin ice right about now
It's a Roll Deep ting (Roll Deep ting)