[Rhea Litré:]
What's Up, it's Rhea, leave a message, beep

[Willam:]
Hey, I'm calling you back
Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean his dick
No hard-on, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and [fart] to get no trade honey
And you know a bag of coke should stand for mothafucka with a limp stick
So then I get to his house
Looking like a god damned supermodel
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door
But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr
Yes honey, his partying shut down the kiki
Guess he blew before me
Maybe he was smoking the T
So I hope you? re up, girl
'Cause I am coming over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, chi chi on the Tv & keep on your heels
'Cause I know exactly what we need

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai (we? re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let? s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I? m gonna let you touch it

Let? s have a Kai Kai
(I? m taking off my thigh highs)
Strip, turn
Let? s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey

(A-what)
(Play that shit)
(Professional)

[Rhea Litré:]
Awe, yeah
Here we go

A Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels
We? re dishing T and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardening, I don? t give a damn
Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don? t need a man

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai
(We? re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let? s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I? m gonna let you touch it

Let? s have a Kai Kai
(I? m taking off my thigh highs)
Strip, turn
Let? s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie honey

(Play that bongo cisco)
(First time in drags at a ball, honey)
(Oh, you mean first time in fags to the balls, honey)
(You said it!)

[Willam:]
What a moderately satisfying Kai Kai

[Rhea Litré:]
This Kai Kai was, aight, better than nothin'

Serve
Xtravaganza
Opulence
Casual fridays

Kai Kai, no no
We we, oh oh
Kai Kai, so so
We We, you know

Kai Kai, no no
We we, oh oh
Kai Kai, let's Go
We We, we blow
Ow!

Oh, Look at Sharon and Alaska
Manila and Sahara, oh no, that's Saharable
I thought it was Bunny and Rupaul
Haha, sorry

[Both:]
Let's have a Kai Kai
(We? re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let? s have a Kai Kai (tranny fucka)
I? m gonna let you touch it

Let? s have a Kai Kai
(I? m taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn
Let? s have a Kai Kai
N-n-n-no eye contact, just doggie

Let's have a Kai Kai
(We? re gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let? s have a Kai Kai (tranny Fucka)
I? m gonna let you touch it

Let? s have a Kai Kai
(I? m taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn
Let? s have a Kai Kai
I'm gonna serve and jerk, and tweet and twerk and pump my tuck inside you honey