I want a real vagina there so freakin' bad
I'll but it tampax and some maxi pads
(I'll take good care of it I promise)
It will come with a hymen all new and pristine
But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen
(with a big ole dick)

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my balls they fall out of the side. (of my panties)
So turn my dick into a slip and slide
I swear the world better prepare for when I'm a lady there

Yeah, I would have the whole shebang
done though surgery is not so fun
Put it on your wish list to give my gash a little kiss
I'll probably pull a little brittany and flash it
Show the world I paid the coins for the front slit

I want to see if it makes when I go piss
its called a pussy maybe cause it sounds like a cat hiss
It'll be a couple months since my ditch was dug
made a hole from a pole, now all I need is jugs
I'll probably get 'em real tasteful right
I'm just kidding they'll be huge
You won't forget about me stupid
even when I'm old I'm gonna have a big hoopa

Oh and every time I close my eyes
(whatcha see, whatcha see?)
I dream my dick will fall off and die
And then I get a clit so supersize you said
The world better prepare for when I'm a lady there
Oh oh oh oh oh oh when I'm a lady there, oh oh oh oh

I'll be buying of the panties at fredericks
lou vitton for the kicks
Then I'll ask victoria just what the hell her secret is
Toss a couple up inside just for the heck of it
But keep the thumbs out don't be making I'm a fisting chick

I'll probably let you take a crack it love you long time
now apocalypse attack it
I'll take some pictures for my christmas card
sit on santas lap get that aarp dick hard
Oh and it nobody around me would think
that I'm a boy, no one trying to clown me
It's just a vaginal seem but give me five's
give me ten's cause it's my dream

I want a real vagina there so freaking bad
I'll but it tampax and some maxi pads
(I'll put sunscreen on it too)
It will come with a hymen all new and pristine
but I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen (nice and whory)

Oh every time I close my eyes my balls
they fall out of the side
So turn my dick into a slip and slide
I swear the world had better prepare for
when I'm a lady there
Oh oh oh oh for when I'm a lady there

Oh oh oh oh yeah
It'll smell like clam chowder there, so freakin' bad