With bitter hands you touch and go
The first to spell it out the last to really know
She's such a snowflake I should've known by the way she drives
A walking earthquake, telling the time minus the fives

And she says "It could be so much better" yeah?
"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl
"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?
"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

She moves with such speed, the words are just a blur
The alcohol speaks to me instead of her
She uses distraction to get a reaction but it won't work tonight
Girl, you're so in love with some poop I said love, hear her as she lies

"It could be so much better" yeah?
"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl
"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?
"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

Hey girl, I forgot I don't know you
I can't smell you so I can't see you
It's an illusion, you only see my positive
When there's so much negative
Most of the time I'm out my freaking mind
So you and me would have cinderblocks for shoes
He ain't nobody but Mikey's little brother
You want Nobu? Girl, I'm thinking Smoothie King
You just wanna ride in my car
Because you swear that I'm a star
And you got all my records? Please darling please
I don't count used cds and fake mp3s
It's not who you know it's who you are
And I just wanna make this simple and plain
Game recognize game at the shows throwing thongs
Cause you like catchy songs, you're wired all wrong

"It could be so much better" yeah?
"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl
"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?
"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl

"It could be so much better" yeah?
"Let's spend some time together" I don't know, you're freaking me out girl
"Boy, I've got all your records" yeah?
"Let's spend the night together" I don't know, you're freaking me out