Here I am all alone
Mad inside my normal brain (You're insane!)
Fucking lies, I'm from Mars
Tarzan is my truly name
(Hey!) What! (You're insane!)
I can "pee" in the sea from a tree. (Weirdo!)

Make a song on my own
When I hear the telephone. (Ding-Dong-Dang)
When I "fart" in the dark, I am glad to be alone

Come to sleep, it's bedtime (I don't wanna lay down.)
Listen to me, madkind! (Help me from the green man.)
If you dare to touch me, I will turn myself into a bee.

When I "puke" on a Buick
I will fly an aeroplane. (Must feel great!)
Pill my nose when I hear the Phantom of the Opera
I am glad I'm not mad; I'm a Man (Batman!)

Come to sleep, it's bedtime (I don't want to lay down)
Listen to me, madkind! (Help me from the green man)
If you dare to touch me, I will turn myself into a bee
When I see a bird fly, (swimming in the blue sky)
Come on boy, it's food time (I will eat a huge pie)
If you dare to touch me, I will turn myself into a bee

They say I'm all insane.
How can they be so wrong?
I am the king of Universe.
And you are all my slaves!

When I lie, I must cry
Every fuckin' time I try (Naughty boy!)
When I sing, I will win
All the contests in my sin (You will never win)
I can "pee" in the sea from a tree. (Weirdo!)

Here I am all alone, mad inside my normal brain.
Fucking lies, I'm from Mars, Tarzan is my truly name.

Come to sleep, it's bedtime (I don't want to lay down)
Listen to me, madkind! (Help me from the green man)
If you dare to touch me, I will turn myself into a bee
When I see a bird fly, (swimming in the blue sky)
Come on boy, it's food time (I will eat a huge pie)
If you dare to touch me, I will turn myself into a bee