Johnny 'whooped' and threw up his hands and said it doesn't get much better than this Janey found a tarnished heart and threw me a desparate kiss And I was trying every lock to try to find a key that would fit I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes collected everything I could use and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues Johnny kneeled and measured his feet for the idiot's hall of fame Janey shined a tarnished heart and told Cupid to take game and I raised a toast to Peggy Lee 'cause there had to be more to this game I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes collected everything I could use and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes collected everything I could use and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues Johnny finally got a clue and he headed far around the bend and Janey put away her heart and moved in with a very good friend and I put my toes in the water and I jumped back in again I got my hat, picked up my shoes collected everything I could use and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues