I've got girls, they're in my room. The only things my room is not here. 10 til 2, the clock won't move, detention hall is better with beer. I can do it all in my room. I can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on). I am the king in my room. I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose.
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Shapow! How do you like me know? SHAZAM, I don't think you understand. Shaquick! Here I got a 10 inch, TV screen . . . only in my room. I've got green, it's in my room.
The only things my room is not here. Pitching tents, inside my pants. There's a pool of drool by my ear. I can fake it all in my room, I can be a quarterback, I'm the coolest guy in school (check it). I can get on down in my room. I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude.
(CHORUS) TV, munchies, ______, DVD in my room. Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies, doughnut dunkin' in my room. Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies, in my room. Write a shitty record, for my record label in my room. IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOM, IN MY ROOOOOOOMMM!! (x3). (CHORUS)