We first met at a show started talking Aqua net motley cruse and dokken Hit it off great and she soon moved in Turn it up give me some poison She got sick of my spandex pants Wanted some of that girlie romance I wanted slaughter you gave me stryper I'm the Iron Sheik, She's Rowdy Roddy Piper
Headbangers ball is on I wanna bang a gong She threw away my bong I said no, no, no
She said I don't wanna rock anymore And she said I can't bang my head anymore I can't believe she is scaring me When she said I just can't rock anymore With you
Well i got her back singing home sweet home Used my hairbrush as a microphone But I just couldn't stop when she wanted to talk I'm like L.A guns I was born to rock Yeah well she started selling my concert Tees Aerosmith and Run D.M.C Bust it I live Van Halen, she likes Van Hagar She's a violin, I'm a motherfucking guitar
I don't understand it What went wrong? I thought all the ballards Were her favourite songs I don't understand it When she said to me "Even Bon Jovi?" Yep