Soon all humans shall live in fear,
Because a cruel invasion’s near.
Blue spionage pods by night arrive,
In toxic fluids our agents hide.

Collect and filter all the shit,
and salvage what is left in it!
A computer brain of dead nerve cells,
That if turned on all secrets tells.
By shit-i-ficial intelligence,
We smash even your best defense!

We dull the minds of your working class,
All secretly and through the ass.
By suppositories of mind control,
And scan the structure of their bowels.

We hypno you to build just crap.
If spaceship sonar blasters zap,
The concrete quakes and your guts, too!
Filling pants and boots with tons of poo!
You have no hope, you won’t resist,
Just one more stroke on our list,
You’ll live in endless tyranny,

‘Cause we are the DIXI!!!!!!!
Resistance is futile!!!!

But even if the masterplan fails,
We strive for reign and will prevail!
We’ll blackmail you with the fear in your hearts,
Selling pictures of your genital parts!