The girl is a vampire
she hasn't gotten out of bed or seen the first night of day
she set my soul on fire

"To get her back for all the bugs she seemed to have givin to me"

(no idea??)
I wanted to date her
Wrong: The crys she warned took such a long time to go away

"The crabs and warts took a long time to go away"

Now i'd have to pay her just to see her again
she isn't enough for me

Wrong: the girl is a deadbolt she took all my diamond rings and left me for the finer things.

"The girl is the devil..."

she's an absolute evil

Wrong: now sweats from the summer tongue so smokey love her face

"Now I swear thats fungus on my tounge, small case of the herpes."


Wrong: I needed her urgent

"I need her ex-surgeons"

Her beauty replaces intelligence
And when she says she's a virgin
well she must have lied cuz she's not very good at it.
she took off her dress
revealing her revealing her mother load
she's an absolute evil i guess
when i went out with her i'll never know
I took her to bed now

Wrong: she rest her head on my happy load

"She rests her head on my-y pillow"


so sweet dreams my love
for tommorow i'll hope I wake up with someone new
(oohh..woo..woo)
she took off her dress
revealing her revealing her mother load
she's an absolute evil i guess
when i went out with her i'll never know
I took her to bed now
she rest her head on my happy load
so sweet dreams my love
for tommorow i'll hope I wake up with someone new
oo vampire!