Good morning my TV
The only one who appreciates me
I have come to turn you on
We make a perfect team
I love you and I think you love me too
Let's spend the day at home, alone

Just you and me, you and me
You and me, my TV

You got cartoon shows
Talk shows and horror shows
Fill my head up with trash
But I like it that way
On my TV every day now
You make me forget the rest

Just you and me, you and me
You and me, my TV with your shining screen
You make me laugh and cry and scream
Sometimes you make me dream of you
Oh, yeah

Goodnight, sweet TV
I hope you can forgive me
I have come to switch you off
For I must go to bed
And rest my weary head
Tomorrow we can do it over again