Hey father doushite tsukareta kao shite itsumo
Hey mother sonna ni oshare shite doko iku no?
Hey brother kimeta kami ushiro de neguse ga odoru yo
Hey sister keitai de machiawase no aite wa ○×△

Nihon ga eiyoushicchou hinketsu de yura yurameite taore
ima, kono uta wo kiku kimi heiki ka-i?!

* itsu kara bokutachi taisetsu na mono nakushi
kawari ni INCHIKI na mahou wo kakerare
sore ga tadashii nante omotte'nai hazu
datte hontou wa kimi mo kawaritai...

Hey guys shourai wa tekitou ni yareba ii nante
Hey my pets kimi dake ga ikiru noni sei'ippai da nante...?

chikyuu ga kokyuukonnan hada are ga masu ippou dakara ne
ima kono uta wo kiku kimi heiki ka-i?!

** itsu kara bokutachi taisetsu na mono wasure
kawari ni, HAITEKU no benri GOMIbako kau
sore ga tadashii nante omotte'nai hazu
datte hontou wa kimi mo wakatteru...

Nihon ga chikyuu ga bokutachi no tasuke o matteru kara
ima kono uta wo kiku kimi makeru na-!

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