Honey, are you up? Are you free to call?

I've been spinning out on my own

I can't figure out the washing machine at all

I don't understand the controls

But otherwise I'm living the dream, I guess

On the other side of the world

But God, I miss you telling me how to dress

Does the jacket go with the shirt?

All my life

I feel like I'm falling behind

I go out all night

I try to get out of my mind

And I smile real wide

Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign

It's a lonely ride

Way out here on the other side

Oh, what a life

I wish I had the couragе to walk away

'Cause you'd be bettеr off alone

But every time I go to speak, I choke

My words are always coming out wrong

All my life

I feel like I'm falling behind

I go out all night

Try to get out of my mind

And I smile real wide

Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign

It's a lonely ride

Way out here on the other side

Oh, what a life

But I can't for the life of me think what I'd do

I'm a tragedy walking

What kind of man would I be without you?

Oh, baby, I'm nothing

'Cause I gave up on everything I ever loved

Just to satisfy my ego

And no matter how much of that medicine I took

It was all just placebo

All my life

I feel like I'm falling behind

I go out all night

Trying to get out of my mind

And I smile real wide

Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign

It's a lonely ride

Way out here on the other side

Oh, what a life

Oh, what a life